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Meeska Mooska, Mickey Mouse

terribletuna — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:47:00 +0000

Hi hi hi. LONG TIME NO UPDATE, but who cares? No one reads this anyway!

Lots of stuff has happened in the past…I don’t know how long. I shall concentrate more on the Halloween party, and not include the details of other things that have happened in the past few weeks because THE INTERNET IS NOT SAFE and I KNOW there are people spying in me, ready to relay information to my parents, so a big FUCK YOU to the spy if you’re reading this.

Okay, Halloween party was so-so. Made a few new friends, analed a couple of people, got annoyed with some too. Spinach and ZHEFFREY made it fun fun fun, though :3 Couldn’t think of any other way to spend the DAY OF THE DEVIL.

I’ll let the photos do the talking.

Quote of the day: SAKIT HATI, SAKIT PEPEK.

Disturbia

terribletuna — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:29:41 +0000

Hoo seh ah! Okay, a proper update!

School started on Monday. Everyone looks stupid with their new haircuts, except Spinach and I because we didn’t GET new haircuts! =D Hate the new topics, my silly CDS and the 2 extra subjects I have to retake.

Thursday: Met Trishna and Bulu after school and scooted down to Royal Copenhagen where Bulu had blueberry cheesecake and tea, while Trishna had some chocolate cake nonsense xD

Bulu has a boyfriend, Nicholas. He called me Vagina on my Facebook wall :3

We then headed to the toy department to look at the BIG BIRD Plushies. Jonny looks like Big bird!!! Kawaii neh! =D

Friday: Met De’large and Mrs De’large at The Heeren! Mrs De’large got a red plaid skirt and I got the same one but in black! Hoooot, matching morons! I got pink/black striped arm socks and a studded belt too. Stupid arm socks look SHIT on me!!!! Argh. Damnit! Halloweeeeen, here I come!

Anyway, Christian joined us soon after. Got insulted by both him and De’large, molested Mrs. De’large and then went to Coffee Bean with Christian after the happy couple left us lol. Stoned there for quite a while then went home.

Bulu without her mask on.

I want to meet Noorali because he is a sexy sexy Bengal Beast.

I say Poh-tay-toe you say Poh-tah-toe.

terribletuna — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:56:25 +0000

Hello. I’m in love with Beanz and I want to marry him. (no, not the bloody lentil thingies lol). Cammed with him/Rob for almost 3 hours today, most of which was spent staring at each others t-shirts. Shy people, we are. Please come in April =D

No more candy for Weezil. My tooth chipped and now I have a terrible headache.

Candy gives me headaches.

People give me headaches.

Sigh. I hate headaches.

Finally spoke to this strange fella, Noorali. He loves Anorexic girls. Haha, I love anorexia too -_-

Whatever floats his boat, I suppose.

I need to buy a new dress…..again.

Freakehh

terribletuna — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:56:34 +0000

Hey hey hey hey hey

Ive gotta nuu style of typing which is probably gonna annoy yoo, so I’ma only use bits and pieces of eet here

I met Sameemah and Treeshna yesterday for some concert which sucked anus, so we ended up cam-WHORING. Wooties!

Spinach bought me these matching moron necklaces. HAHA. The term “MATCHING MORONS” was inspired by these 2 fools at school who wear matching bloody outfits everyday, right down to akzessories and shoes. Uh, losers much? Lol. But then again Speenach and I have 1 matching top, matching earrings and now matching moron necklaces XD

I also found some pretty pretty pretty kyoot kyoot new icons of Jensen so I’m feeling vereh vereh heppy. And another thing that has made my day is finding out that someone I hate has a smelly vagina and many many many pokey ingrown hairs on it NYAHAHAHA. CHOO CHOO TRAIN you stupid ugly sheebaiiii

UPDATE: HER VAGINA RESEMBLES A HEAD OF LETTUCE TOO ^^

Dear Spinach

terribletuna — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:58:50 +0000

Hello. Normally I’m not a very nice person, but today is a day which calls for some nice-ness on my part.

Here it goes. You probably won’t read this now, but it doesn’t matter ^^.

Dear Spinach,

Weezil here. Yes, you know that already. It makes Weezil sad when Spinach is feeling so down and depressed. Spinach almost always manages to make Weezil feel better when she’s upset, so I wonder why I can’t make you feel any better >.<

Whatever you’re going through, remember, it’s not the end of the world, you’ll probably come out of it as a stronger person and things can only get better with time. You can tell Weezil anything, anytime ^_^ because Weezil will never judge you, like ever. But you already know that! HAHA!

Weezil may be a very *cough* Obsesessive *cough* little girl, a little insane, stubborn and rude at times, but know that Weezil is always there for Spinach ^^

Okay bai bai. I’m going to stalk people on Facebook!

XOXOXOXO

Weezil-bird

Take that, fucktards!

terribletuna — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:51:40 +0000

Gonna Have to Take a Deep Breath When I Blow Your Mind

terribletuna — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:46:06 +0000

Today, I vent to zee tattoo shop with Tara! =D

According to zee man there, I’ll need to go for 3 lightening sessions before they can successfully cover up the shit job of a tattoo I have now =D

Oooh, I’ve been having many web cam sessions with random people lately. Robert’s friend Jonny is vereh vereh hot. I vant tew Marry him! =D

Jonny, will you marry me? Will you? WILL YOU?
Oh wellllls >.<

I like your peehole.

terribletuna — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:31:13 +0000

I am very bored.

Weezil,
You shouldn’t listen to what they say.
You MUST NOT listen to what they say.
Why are you listening to what they say? =(

fn+prt sc

terribletuna — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:10:48 +0000

IT’S OFFICIAL. I’M NUTS!

(click on the photos, enlarge, and decide! NUTS or NUTS?)

Lips That Need No Introduction

terribletuna — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:34:34 +0000

A big hello to all you homosexuals, androgynous
monkeys and asexual walruses.

Today, I, Ahmeeta Baka, will tell you why I’d make the worst girlfriend in the universe.

I AM

1. The girl who would rather spend her time online that at your retarded fat friend’s stupid birthday party.

2. The girl who doesn’t smoke/drink (GASP, I’m such a social REJECT! OH NO, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!)

3. The girl who behaves awkwardly around food.

4. The girl who is germaphobic and afraid of catching aids. (haha, you know, AIDS can be transmitted via hand-holding, right?)

5. The girl who will not let you stick your german sausage into her mouldy taco. (mouldy, ewwww, you disgusting bitch! *slaps self*)

6. The girl who manages to have awkward moments of silence with everyone, even if she’s known them for 10 years.

7. The girl who doesn’t fit into crowds, and probably will not fit into your clique of friends either (signs of a murderer in the making?)

8. The girl who is in a constant state of moody-nessness. (Yes, I know, my spelling sucks…get over it!)

9. The girl who hates herself.

10. The girl who doesn’t believe others are capable of liking her because of the fact she hates herself (omg, I think I should slit my wrists and cry right about now. ha!)

11. The girl who is too sarcastic for her own good.

12. The girl who has a thing for men who look like women (LESBIAN?!?!)

13. The girl who doesn’t stay out all night long and would rather go home and spend her time on Myspace, doing stuff.

14. The girl who has crazy MSN nicknames, causing people to think she’s a little psycho.

15. Haha, wait, She’s the girl who IS psycho!

16. The girl who will probably talk about how fat she is through-out an entire date.

17. The girl who doesn’t really care if she annoys the shit out of you.

18. The girl who is deeply in love with Jensen Ackles (I probably love him more than I’d ever love a real boyfriend/husband.)

19. The girl who rolls her eyes too much (Surprisingly, my eyes are in perfect health!)

20. The girl who doesn’t like it when people do disgusting things.

21. The girl who hates showering and would rather sleep her day away than watch some sappy movie with you. (You can go do that with your mom, bitch!)

22. The girl who has a GIGANTIC nose. (ewwwwww, get your barfbag)

23. The girl who is so mean that sometimes she even shocks herself.

24. The girl who doesn’t listen to what other people tell her, even if it’s for her own good.

25. The girl who doesn’t have the body a man (or lesbians) would like in a partner.

26. The girl who is Asexual (not as bad as Joshua of course!)

27. The girl who is a hairy BEAST! LOOK AT MY ARMS! MY GOD! It’s like genetics gone wrong!…terribly WRONG!!!! (hence the photo of the yeti…rawrrr)

28.The girl sho is really really, REALLY weird (if you haven’t already noticed that, you are an IDIOT! There is no HOPE FOR YOU IN LIFE!) Not that it’s a problem with me or anything, but it would probably bother you.

29. The girl who gets nauseated when anything mushy or lovey-dovey is said (actually, this isn’t such a bad thing since I’m trying to lose weight)

30. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I’M THE GIRL WITH NO BOOBS! WOOO! FLAT CHESTED WEASELS FOR THE WIN!

Alright, any takers?

Leave me a comment. Lmfao.